/r/YoMamaJokes

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Yo mama, so ugly she made Hello Kitty say Goodbye

7 upvotes • Opposite_Side_5968

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Yo mama’s so fat she knows how to say “I’m hungry” in all 7,000 languages.

6 upvotes • MentalCash5388

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Yo Mama so fat, when she fell down at the bowling alley, she got a Strike in every lane

5 upvotes • LordZorthan

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Yo mama so fat, I had to use GPS to walk past her at the park.

4 upvotes • LazyLion65

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Yo mama so slutty, she can suck the cork out of a wine bottle.

4 upvotes • LazyLion65

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Yomama so fat her tailor uses first down sticks to measure

4 upvotes • explosivelydehiscent

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Yo mama so stupid she locked her car keys in the car to keep them safe

3 upvotes • Crushermakesmemes

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Yo Mama so STUPID, when I said drinks were on the house, she went and got a ladder. and then she fell off...

3 upvotes • Current_Artichoke_18

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Yo mama so fat her ashes turned into a second moon

3 upvotes • NotASlapper

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Yo mamma so far that when they cremated her it made chicken salt.

3 upvotes • Dunge0nMast0r

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Yo mama, so ugly she made Hello Kitty say Goodbye	7	Opposite_Side_5968
Yo mama’s so fat she knows how to say “I’m hungry” in all 7,000 languages.	6	MentalCash5388
Yo Mama so fat, when she fell down at the bowling alley, she got a Strike in every lane	5	LordZorthan
Yo mama so fat, I had to use GPS to walk past her at the park.	4	LazyLion65
Yo mama so slutty, she can suck the cork out of a wine bottle.	4	LazyLion65
Yomama so fat her tailor uses first down sticks to measure	4	explosivelydehiscent
Yo mama so stupid she locked her car keys in the car to keep them safe	3	Crushermakesmemes
Yo Mama so STUPID, when I said drinks were on the house, she went and got a ladder. and then she fell off...	3	Current_Artichoke_18
Yo mama so fat her ashes turned into a second moon	3	NotASlapper
Yo mamma so far that when they cremated her it made chicken salt.	3	Dunge0nMast0r