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What did the depressed bee say to its friend?

17 upvotes • ITALIXNO

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My son walked into the doorway and hurt his shoulder

17 upvotes • ElaborateCantaloupe

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If had to rate citruses

16 upvotes • Cultural_Card_2603

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I just purchased a new kitchen appliance.

16 upvotes • Watsonsboss77

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What do peanut butter and strippers have in common?

16 upvotes • Decent-Opening1360

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There are 2 types of people in the world...

16 upvotes • BrimstoneMainliner

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One day I came home after a long day at work, my neighbor meets me at the door and says, "Your cat has been yelling non-stop for hours. Can you take over?"

16 upvotes • aIcy_Secretarya

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Why are saltwater fish more productive?

16 upvotes • ArsonBjork

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How do you know you are getting old?

16 upvotes • Straight_Total3945

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why do dads always knock first before looking in the fridge?

16 upvotes • elhermanobrother

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
What did the depressed bee say to its friend?	17	ITALIXNO
My son walked into the doorway and hurt his shoulder	17	ElaborateCantaloupe
If had to rate citruses	16	Cultural_Card_2603
I just purchased a new kitchen appliance.	16	Watsonsboss77
What do peanut butter and strippers have in common?	16	Decent-Opening1360
There are 2 types of people in the world...	16	BrimstoneMainliner
One day I came home after a long day at work, my neighbor meets me at the door and says, "Your cat has been yelling non-stop for hours. Can you take over?"	16	aIcy_Secretarya
Why are saltwater fish more productive?	16	ArsonBjork
How do you know you are getting old?	16	Straight_Total3945
why do dads always knock first before looking in the fridge?	16	elhermanobrother