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Did you hear about the paddle board that had an identity crisis and thought it was a long-haired, short-legged, ox-like mammal from tibet?

2 upvotes • kevinrhurst

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My much older, majority stakeholder business partner has been showing a romantic interest in me lately.

2 upvotes • -Rose-From-Riviera-

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what do you call a vampire that swings both ways?

1 upvotes • Agreeable_Bonus_9341

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I was walking when I came to a crossroads. A little, naked devil jumped out and told me to proceed no further. I asked him where I was. He shook his pointed tail at me and cackled

1 upvotes • Cultural_Card_2603

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what do you call a vampire that swings both ways?

1 upvotes • Agreeable_Bonus_9341

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Saw a cop stopped next to a mama pup on the side of a busy road giving birth

1 upvotes • Shimpy2

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How many kids fit in a bathtub?

1 upvotes • Cultural_Card_2603

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MARY JUANA?

1 upvotes • No-Parsnip4876

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Que opinan

1 upvotes • Dry_Raccoon_3137

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My Friend Jimmy had a very emotional wedding.

1 upvotes • Jamesa6254

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Did you hear about the paddle board that had an identity crisis and thought it was a long-haired, short-legged, ox-like mammal from tibet?	2	kevinrhurst
My much older, majority stakeholder business partner has been showing a romantic interest in me lately.	2	-Rose-From-Riviera-
what do you call a vampire that swings both ways?	1	Agreeable_Bonus_9341
I was walking when I came to a crossroads. A little, naked devil jumped out and told me to proceed no further. I asked him where I was. He shook his pointed tail at me and cackled	1	Cultural_Card_2603
what do you call a vampire that swings both ways?	1	Agreeable_Bonus_9341
Saw a cop stopped next to a mama pup on the side of a busy road giving birth	1	Shimpy2
How many kids fit in a bathtub?	1	Cultural_Card_2603
MARY JUANA?	1	No-Parsnip4876
Que opinan	1	Dry_Raccoon_3137
My Friend Jimmy had a very emotional wedding.	1	Jamesa6254