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The ISS houses astronauts and cosmonauts.

1 upvotes • Cultural_Card_2603

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Someone left a sofa on the sidewalk.

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My wife has like 20% of a conversation in her head before she decides to bring me into it.

1 upvotes • HORIZON-10

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Did y'all hear about the Karate World Champ who joined the army?

1 upvotes • Werewolfbreadth

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People often talk about how small the brains where of dinosaurs, and the lack of higher reasoning of the Cro-Magnon.

1 upvotes • Left-Distribution-13

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what do you call a windows without glass?

1 upvotes • raw_dog124

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My kid wants to start a college savings plan.

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A man asked me what I do for work, I said I circumcise elephants.

1 upvotes • Lanky_Journalist1107

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My boss said, "I was tge worst train driver ever. How many times have you derailed this year?"

1 upvotes • StockInitial4460

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How do you avoid an STI?

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The ISS houses astronauts and cosmonauts.	1	Cultural_Card_2603
Someone left a sofa on the sidewalk.	1	Cultural_Card_2603
My wife has like 20% of a conversation in her head before she decides to bring me into it.	1	HORIZON-10
Did y'all hear about the Karate World Champ who joined the army?	1	Werewolfbreadth
People often talk about how small the brains where of dinosaurs, and the lack of higher reasoning of the Cro-Magnon.	1	Left-Distribution-13
what do you call a windows without glass?	1	raw_dog124
My kid wants to start a college savings plan.	1	Cultural_Card_2603
A man asked me what I do for work, I said I circumcise elephants.	1	Lanky_Journalist1107
My boss said, "I was tge worst train driver ever. How many times have you derailed this year?"	1	StockInitial4460
How do you avoid an STI?	1	Cultural_Card_2603