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My dad once told me It was Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit and Anders Celsius who named the 2 temperature scales most commonly used around the world to date.

1 upvotes • iShitSkittles

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When we watch a movie from an unpaid streaming platform,

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Sleep Better with Soft Piano Music - Night Jazz & Relaxing Background Mu...

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The morning news reports said that Kamala Harris was going to “lay out her vision” for her campaign.

1 upvotes • Man-e-questions

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Why should you never take sides in an argument at the dinner table? Trick question. It's the perfect time to take sides because no one's paying attention.

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Trending now: A VP candidate is rumored… NSFW

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Knock Knock

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Saw this woman hiding in a crack in the wall

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My girlfriend recently upgraded her boobs

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https://discord.com/invite/greeknsfw

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My dad once told me It was Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit and Anders Celsius who named the 2 temperature scales most commonly used around the world to date.	1	iShitSkittles
When we watch a movie from an unpaid streaming platform,	1	TomppaTom
Sleep Better with Soft Piano Music - Night Jazz & Relaxing Background Mu...	1	Positive_Lime3683
The morning news reports said that Kamala Harris was going to “lay out her vision” for her campaign.	1	Man-e-questions
Why should you never take sides in an argument at the dinner table? Trick question. It's the perfect time to take sides because no one's paying attention.	1	no_bon3s_about_it
Trending now: A VP candidate is rumored… NSFW	1	Opportunist_Ad3972
Knock Knock	1	Aggravating_Gur_80
Saw this woman hiding in a crack in the wall	1	Same_Garlic2928
My girlfriend recently upgraded her boobs	1	GoldieAndPato
https://discord.com/invite/greeknsfw	1	Agg_heree