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I just found out that they are not making 12 inch ruler any longer...

1 upvotes • Average-Punter

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My daughter asked me not to talk to her in front of her friends.

1 upvotes • Cultural_Card_2603

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Need help with a punch line

1 upvotes • MinnesotaDude0617

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Which grain is the most fit?

1 upvotes • Cultural_Card_2603

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Just turned to my wife and asked, "Does my face look poofy"?

1 upvotes • Neebat

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Did you know pigeons die after sex

1 upvotes • CharmingTie1492

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Just turned to my wife and asked, "Does my face look poofy"? Then I made pouty lips and said "Poof, Poof, Poof"

1 upvotes • Neebat

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Why is a mail person called as a POSTMAN but not a POSTWOMAN.

1 upvotes • Ok_Fishing2914

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How do you turn soup into gold?

1 upvotes • Expensive_Hold_1451

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I can’t believe that I have been voted shoplifter of the year..

1 upvotes • AnimatorNr1

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I just found out that they are not making 12 inch ruler any longer...	1	Average-Punter
My daughter asked me not to talk to her in front of her friends.	1	Cultural_Card_2603
Need help with a punch line	1	MinnesotaDude0617
Which grain is the most fit?	1	Cultural_Card_2603
Just turned to my wife and asked, "Does my face look poofy"?	1	Neebat
Did you know pigeons die after sex	1	CharmingTie1492
Just turned to my wife and asked, "Does my face look poofy"? Then I made pouty lips and said "Poof, Poof, Poof"	1	Neebat
Why is a mail person called as a POSTMAN but not a POSTWOMAN.	1	Ok_Fishing2914
How do you turn soup into gold?	1	Expensive_Hold_1451
I can’t believe that I have been voted shoplifter of the year..	1	AnimatorNr1