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What’s a good dad joke to announce we’re having a baby?

1 upvotes • Addendum-Physical

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If the King sleeps on a king mattress, and the Queen sleeps on a queen mattress, where does the Price sleep ?

1 upvotes • jetty_junkie

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what's firey's favorite fireytchi character?

1 upvotes • HiF1R3YTCH1Here

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we are on YouTube

1 upvotes • OgaPrefect

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What did the fastest man in the world say to all the animals?

1 upvotes • WallStreetDoesntBet

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The ocean is so deep

1 upvotes • Cultural_Card_2603

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My dog learned to speak English.

1 upvotes • Cultural_Card_2603

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I told my wife she’s so I hot I should call her “flam bae”.

1 upvotes • Cultural_Card_2603

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Why do men fart more than women?

1 upvotes • keyspc

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What do you get from a pampered cow?

1 upvotes • bored-daily123

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
What’s a good dad joke to announce we’re having a baby?	1	Addendum-Physical
If the King sleeps on a king mattress, and the Queen sleeps on a queen mattress, where does the Price sleep ?	1	jetty_junkie
what's firey's favorite fireytchi character?	1	HiF1R3YTCH1Here
we are on YouTube	1	OgaPrefect
What did the fastest man in the world say to all the animals?	1	WallStreetDoesntBet
The ocean is so deep	1	Cultural_Card_2603
My dog learned to speak English.	1	Cultural_Card_2603
I told my wife she’s so I hot I should call her “flam bae”.	1	Cultural_Card_2603
Why do men fart more than women?	1	keyspc
What do you get from a pampered cow?	1	bored-daily123