| You can become the final boss of capitalism. | 131 | Snitshel | | | | |
| The only thing that can defeat you now is only god. you're the second strongest being in existence | 121 | AstronautNew1085 | | | | |
| You learn runesmithing, but the language is emoji. | 121 | TehSavior | | | | |
| Life is like a video game and you are the developer | 120 | Designer-Ad-8386 | | | | |
| you have god tier charisma | 120 | Afraid-Milk6614 | | | | |
| Forced If/Then commands | 119 | LocalPlatypus994 | | | | |
| You can learn anything instantly and without effort | 102 | Designer-Ad-8386 | | | | |
| You can help and solve any problem in around 1 hour. | 101 | the-very-sad-doggo | | | | |
| You receive a gun | 100 | uuu1187 | | | | |
| You're average at everything you do | 93 | Malaysuburban | | | | |
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