| you can use 100% of your brain | 335 | | | | |
| you have god tier charisma | 120 | | | | |
| you get a raygun that turns people british | 46 | | | | |
| you can convert your reddit karma into money | 33 | | | | |
| you can control gravity | 25 | | | | |
| you get the powers of scp-682 for 8 hours | 14 | | | | |
| you have the power of friendship | 13 | | | | |
| you have a raygun that turns anyone british | 1 | | | | |
