| you get a raygun that turns people british | 46 | Afraid-Milk6614 | | | | |
| You can eat as much as you want and never feel full | 46 | ParsifalDoo | | | | |
| You dont have to wipe after you shit | 41 | Godgamer6942000 | | | | |
| Every time you eat a piece of bread your strength doubles for an hour | 39 | Minato2007 | | | | |
| You can turn people into gold by saying “we’re rich!” | 38 | Alazerthefinalist | | | | |
| you can take revenge from those you hated in the most sickening, ugly, horrible, awful, hideous, shocking, obscene, obnoxious way you will ever think of. | 38 | AstronautNew1085 | | | | |
| You turn people into the things they hate the most | 37 | Alazerthefinalist | | | | |
| You can travel the entire multiverse | 37 | KamiGleen | | | | |
| You can clean up anything with your hands | 35 | External-Ad2632 | | | | |
| you can convert your reddit karma into money | 33 | Afraid-Milk6614 | | | | |
