/r/houseplantscirclejerk

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Pest ID? Sorry for the blurry picture, I took this while my hubby was giving me multiple consecutive shaking orgasms 😍

496 upvotes • whydoyoutry

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soil looks great👍🏻

447 upvotes • ggfdvhjknbvv

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Send me your plants and pay for shipping and you also don't get your plant back but I'll send you updates I'm a plant wizard just trust me

438 upvotes • thespottedwaffle

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HELP

228 upvotes • FlorisCramer

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should i spray paint my kids??

210 upvotes • Euphorbiam

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I’m suspitchious, I don’t think there’s enough vagination for these to be real

200 upvotes • Axo_little_bit

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Ok then lol ???

167 upvotes • ludacris-display

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Who is buying these????

162 upvotes • IntelligentMatch4837

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Found this gem on TikTok

161 upvotes • CartographerTasty892

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Root flowers

159 upvotes • Ok_Salamander3793

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Pest ID? Sorry for the blurry picture, I took this while my hubby was giving me multiple consecutive shaking orgasms 😍	496	whydoyoutry
soil looks great👍🏻	447	ggfdvhjknbvv
Send me your plants and pay for shipping and you also don't get your plant back but I'll send you updates I'm a plant wizard just trust me	438	thespottedwaffle
HELP	228	FlorisCramer
should i spray paint my kids??	210	Euphorbiam
I’m suspitchious, I don’t think there’s enough vagination for these to be real	200	Axo_little_bit
Ok then lol ???	167	ludacris-display
Who is buying these????	162	IntelligentMatch4837
Found this gem on TikTok	161	CartographerTasty892
Root flowers	159	Ok_Salamander3793