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Don't do this kind of jokes when you meet an alien pllease .w. (this is a NOP fanart)

1373 upvotes • wisram

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Xeno automaton manufacturers started designing models based on human female aesthetics as they sold very well. Unfortunately, the rise in injury due to "user error" has lead to many of these units being recalled and, in some places, being banned outright. Always read the manual and warning labels.

1360 upvotes • TheRealRayRecall

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Most humans aren't that odd. They adapt and blend in seamlessly with the rest of the galactic community fairly easily, but then there are the few that stand out no matter what they do...

1311 upvotes • Metage

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Humans soldiers are constantly mistaken for demons.

1287 upvotes • A_normal_storyteller

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In order to study humans in a controlled environment many have tried to digitize a human consciousness, only for it to always backfire in horrific fashion.

1189 upvotes • glugul

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Humans are the only ones who use showers to clean themself

1084 upvotes • Maxtac_Shill

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despite not physically being the strongest or most resilient, humans have become an unlikely ally against/with cognitohazards and the supernatural, due to being one of the surprising few species that simply ignore things contradictory to the logic of the universe

985 upvotes • Ark-addicted-punk

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Human weaponry has a way of getting traded all across the galaxy, and sometimes ends up in places it really shouldn't be...

976 upvotes • Maggot-Milk

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Humans will put themselves in dangerous and almost deadly situations for entertainment purposes

939 upvotes • Dr0verhaul

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"Apparently there's been mentions of humans fighting and even killing other humans over insults directed to the creatures they call 'pets'... Note: dont mess with human pets"

925 upvotes • Dr0verhaul

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Don't do this kind of jokes when you meet an alien pllease .w. (this is a NOP fanart)	1373	wisram
Xeno automaton manufacturers started designing models based on human female aesthetics as they sold very well. Unfortunately, the rise in injury due to "user error" has lead to many of these units being recalled and, in some places, being banned outright. Always read the manual and warning labels.	1360	TheRealRayRecall
Most humans aren't that odd. They adapt and blend in seamlessly with the rest of the galactic community fairly easily, but then there are the few that stand out no matter what they do...	1311	Metage
Humans soldiers are constantly mistaken for demons.	1287	A_normal_storyteller
In order to study humans in a controlled environment many have tried to digitize a human consciousness, only for it to always backfire in horrific fashion.	1189	glugul
Humans are the only ones who use showers to clean themself	1084	Maxtac_Shill
despite not physically being the strongest or most resilient, humans have become an unlikely ally against/with cognitohazards and the supernatural, due to being one of the surprising few species that simply ignore things contradictory to the logic of the universe	985	Ark-addicted-punk
Human weaponry has a way of getting traded all across the galaxy, and sometimes ends up in places it really shouldn't be...	976	Maggot-Milk
Humans will put themselves in dangerous and almost deadly situations for entertainment purposes	939	Dr0verhaul
"Apparently there's been mentions of humans fighting and even killing other humans over insults directed to the creatures they call 'pets'... Note: dont mess with human pets"	925	Dr0verhaul