/r/humansarespaceorcs

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Only show posts with narrations

"Human... How on any universe were these farming tools?!"

917 upvotes • Boxmurderer

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Humans can survive a wide range of temperatures, but they hate every second of being either too hot or too cold

912 upvotes • Krast0815

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A group of alien mechanics are tasked with repairing a human drone only to be scarred for life by what they witnessed.

902 upvotes • glugul

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The Shotgun.

857 upvotes • LightProtogen

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Xeno doctor is horrified to witness one human violently electrocuting his unresponsive friend. The doctor is more horrified that it successfully revived him.

844 upvotes • TheRealRayRecall

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After the destruction of Earth humanity lost its collective shit and began wiping out every species even tangentially involved with the planet cracking.

839 upvotes • glugul

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Unlike most species who view Cybernetics as strictly utilitarian tools, humans view them as works of art and an expression of one's true desires.

835 upvotes • glugul

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Despite their fearsome reputation, all it really takes to restrain your average human isn’t chains and manacles, but a small fluffy animal placed on their lap (This goes double if said animal falls asleep).

822 upvotes • Jackviator

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Do not take humans as slaves

813 upvotes • Joshrod1123

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Humans are diverse

787 upvotes • Mental-Amphibian-515

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Human... How on any universe were these farming tools?!"	917	Boxmurderer
Humans can survive a wide range of temperatures, but they hate every second of being either too hot or too cold	912	Krast0815
A group of alien mechanics are tasked with repairing a human drone only to be scarred for life by what they witnessed.	902	glugul
The Shotgun.	857	LightProtogen
Xeno doctor is horrified to witness one human violently electrocuting his unresponsive friend. The doctor is more horrified that it successfully revived him.	844	TheRealRayRecall
After the destruction of Earth humanity lost its collective shit and began wiping out every species even tangentially involved with the planet cracking.	839	glugul
Unlike most species who view Cybernetics as strictly utilitarian tools, humans view them as works of art and an expression of one's true desires.	835	glugul
Despite their fearsome reputation, all it really takes to restrain your average human isn’t chains and manacles, but a small fluffy animal placed on their lap (This goes double if said animal falls asleep).	822	Jackviator
Do not take humans as slaves	813	Joshrod1123
Humans are diverse	787	Mental-Amphibian-515