| Are you employed sir? | 3959 | Chesty023 | | | | |
| Are these nazis, Walter? | 1952 | ThornmaneTreebeard | | | | |
| "It's good knowing he's out there, the Dude, takin' 'er easy for all us sinners." | 1875 | Mulliganasty | | | | |
| Okay, sir, you're a candidate, I'm a candidate. That's terrific. I'm very busy, so what can I do for you? | 1296 | bscepter | | | | |
| They’re gonna kill that poor woman | 1059 | Terrible-Guitar-8136 | | | | |
| Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski? | 844 | EarlessBanana | | | | |
| I live in the middle of the city. I printed 5,000 of these business cards because I got sick of people being awful at parking. | 738 | Albert_Fish_ | | | | |
| And proud we are of all of them | 707 | pucks4brains | | | | |
| You said it, man | 706 | Tealrider | | | | |
| Am I wrong? NSFW | 552 | Touch-the-Sky-2274 | | | | |
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