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I wish Elon Musk’s legal name was actually Elongated Muskrat

1079 upvotes • pally123
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I wish Japanese porn would stop censoring genitals

984 upvotes • cryptomelons
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I wish all men became femboys

627 upvotes • ghfjibsibsi
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I wish YouTubers would stop grooming children

457 upvotes • cryptomelons
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I wish the U.S. army would stop making cringy recruitment ads

360 upvotes • Ozem_son_of_Jesse
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I wish I had a third penis NSFW

322 upvotes • bigballsthethird
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I wish cancel culture was good at finding terrible people and that every person it finds violently exploded.

316 upvotes • PhoenixEvolver
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I wish everyone in the world would shut the fuck up about left vs right politics for a year

306 upvotes • heyhowsitgoinOCE
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I wish there was a hell for pedos to burn in.

278 upvotes • Ilogical_Logic64
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I wish that the earth's population was 1 billion instead of 7.951 billion

275 upvotes • Flowerqueen100
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