| I wish Elon Musk’s legal name was actually Elongated Muskrat | 1079 | pally123 | | | | |
| I wish Japanese porn would stop censoring genitals | 984 | cryptomelons | | | | |
| I wish all men became femboys | 627 | ghfjibsibsi | | | | |
| I wish YouTubers would stop grooming children | 457 | cryptomelons | | | | |
| I wish the U.S. army would stop making cringy recruitment ads | 360 | Ozem_son_of_Jesse | | | | |
| I wish I had a third penis NSFW | 322 | bigballsthethird | | | | |
| I wish cancel culture was good at finding terrible people and that every person it finds violently exploded. | 316 | PhoenixEvolver | | | | |
| I wish everyone in the world would shut the fuck up about left vs right politics for a year | 306 | heyhowsitgoinOCE | | | | |
| I wish there was a hell for pedos to burn in. | 278 | Ilogical_Logic64 | | | | |
| I wish that the earth's population was 1 billion instead of 7.951 billion | 275 | Flowerqueen100 | | | | |
