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I wish that an election where both candidates are tied in the electoral college would be resolved by a contest of who could break a piñata the fastest

6 upvotes • Ozem_son_of_Jesse
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I wish for better public transportation

6 upvotes • totallynotabunn
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I wish I always knew what the best advice to give to specific people was

6 upvotes • G1zm08
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I wish for omnipotence

6 upvotes • Designer-Ad-8386
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I wish gunpowder was never invented…

6 upvotes • owen3820
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I wish Rule 34 would also apply to Skibidi Toilet

6 upvotes • cryptomelons
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I wish that shop lifters actually lifted up the entire shop to steal them

6 upvotes • god_like_salmon
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I wish that Megan Thee Stallion and Cardi B were not celebrities

6 upvotes • Ozem_son_of_Jesse
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I wish for hiccuping to never have existed

6 upvotes • naughtyminnow
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I wish redditors would stop sending me dick pictures

6 upvotes • cryptomelons
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