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I wish to have a private island for myself

5 upvotes • Sqmurqi
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I wish to become a princess

5 upvotes • Designer-Ad-8386
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I wish for everyone to get a warm pillow to sleep on tonight

5 upvotes • RwRahfa
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I wish to be a better father and husband than I currently am, in all aspects, so mote it be.

5 upvotes • mage_in_training
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I wish that, at all times, all colloquially named 'bugs' with ill intent towards me spontaneously combusted in my vicinity

5 upvotes • JaronKitsune
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I wish a random uninhabited island would sink into the ocean

5 upvotes • Ozem_son_of_Jesse
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I wish there was a moon the size of Earth orbiting Jupiter

5 upvotes • Ozem_son_of_Jesse
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I wish to see how the universe will end.

5 upvotes • DocButtStuffinz
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I wish that I wasn't the only person who call my nuts nubnubs

5 upvotes • PhoenixSCEnjoyer
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I wish the monkeys paw had a girlfriend

5 upvotes • RubKlutzy5516
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