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I wish everyone was happy.

2 upvotes • ThatGuySage

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I wish that food would be brought in less than 15 minutes of me ordering it. The food is high quality and exactly what I ordered. I want no weird surprises. Lastly, thank you monkeys paw for granting me this wish it is very kind of you.

2 upvotes • DominoesFalling321

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I wish that every time I farted 100 strangers within a hundred mile radius all have explosive diarrhea

2 upvotes • popcorn_kurnal

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I wish that all non-random forms of fortune telling (all kinds of astrology, palm reading, blood types, etc) were simultaneously correct.

2 upvotes • garnet420

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I wish propaganda wouldn't exist

2 upvotes • cryptomelons

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I wish my flight won’t be delayed or cancelled

2 upvotes • RealJarHead11

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I wish that I would understand how to realistically achieve my own self-actualization and happiness without needing shortcuts from a cursed artifact

2 upvotes • Begone-My-Thong

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I wish that downvoting someone for politely requesting a source , causes them to immediately suffer explosive diarrhea

2 upvotes • odeacon

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I wish to play Minecraft story mode for the first time again with no idea of the game

2 upvotes • popcorn_kurnal

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I wish to have a cube that allows me to have anything i want, accessible in the cube. When I enter said cube, time on earth is paused and not affected by what I do in the cube. Additionally, I can access this cube anywhere at anytime and enter how I would like. Lastly i control how the cube works.

2 upvotes • DominoesFalling321

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I wish everyone was happy.	2	ThatGuySage
I wish that food would be brought in less than 15 minutes of me ordering it. The food is high quality and exactly what I ordered. I want no weird surprises. Lastly, thank you monkeys paw for granting me this wish it is very kind of you.	2	DominoesFalling321
I wish that every time I farted 100 strangers within a hundred mile radius all have explosive diarrhea	2	popcorn_kurnal
I wish that all non-random forms of fortune telling (all kinds of astrology, palm reading, blood types, etc) were simultaneously correct.	2	garnet420
I wish propaganda wouldn't exist	2	cryptomelons
I wish my flight won’t be delayed or cancelled	2	RealJarHead11
I wish that I would understand how to realistically achieve my own self-actualization and happiness without needing shortcuts from a cursed artifact	2	Begone-My-Thong
I wish that downvoting someone for politely requesting a source , causes them to immediately suffer explosive diarrhea	2	odeacon
I wish to play Minecraft story mode for the first time again with no idea of the game	2	popcorn_kurnal
I wish to have a cube that allows me to have anything i want, accessible in the cube. When I enter said cube, time on earth is paused and not affected by what I do in the cube. Additionally, I can access this cube anywhere at anytime and enter how I would like. Lastly i control how the cube works.	2	DominoesFalling321