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I wish to be able to do all the Tf2 taunts (the kill taunts still kill)

2 upvotes • That-One-Crow
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I wish for million dollars

2 upvotes • Designer-Ad-8386
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I wish I was the Emperor of the world

2 upvotes • Terrible_Cucumber_39
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I wish that fire trucks couldn't catch on fire

2 upvotes • Ozem_son_of_Jesse
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I wish I knew what all the stocks in the s&p 500 will be in one month.

2 upvotes • DominoesFalling321
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i wish the U.N actually did something

2 upvotes • Afraid-Milk6614
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I wish that food would be brought in less than 15 minutes of me ordering it. The food is high quality and exactly what I ordered. I want no weird surprises. Lastly, thank you monkeys paw for granting me this wish it is very kind of you.

2 upvotes • DominoesFalling321
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I wish birds of a feather wouldn’t flock together (socially)

2 upvotes • burntothepowerofer
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I wish to be happy

2 upvotes • CaptainRex2345
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I wish all foreskins grew indefinitely and had to be trimmed every few days

2 upvotes • Blightedminds
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