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/r/monkeyspaw

I wish for monkey paws to never have existed, causing a paradox that causes the maximum amount of suffering for all parties involved.

1 upvotes • AliterallCrow
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I wish all vehicles were replaced by the IT bike from South Park, and that it had always been like that. NSFW

1 upvotes • Command-And-Conquer
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I wish... nothing. Goodbye.

1 upvotes • Huskydog_101
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I wish that I could eat piss out any liquid I want on command.

1 upvotes • Remarkable-Boat-926
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I wish that the sun changed colors light an Rgb light

1 upvotes • god_like_salmon
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I wish the assets of the top 10% to be redistributed to the lower 90%

1 upvotes • Afraid_Function3590
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I wish the Olympics were held every day, leading to a global breakdown from constant pressures.

1 upvotes • kickypie
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I wish for trees to live slightly longer

1 upvotes • notneverthere
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I want vertical slabs on minecraft

1 upvotes • HJG_0209
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I wish America was more open to the idea of cartoons and animation that isn’t strictly stuff for kids or adult animation.

1 upvotes • WindyFromWater7
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