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I wish giraffe pussies weren’t so high up that I can’t fuck them

1 upvotes • cryptomelons
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I wish no one gets migraines

1 upvotes • LightsOut5774
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I wish twerking wasn't a thing

1 upvotes • cryptomelons
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I wish I could kiss and have sex with any female, anytime, for as long as I want. And they would like the experience, also me and her would not get in any trouble. NSFW

1 upvotes • DominoesFalling321
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I wish I could latch onto a T-Rex and have sex with it for years like a damn fucking parasite

1 upvotes • cryptomelons
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I wish there were no missed opportunities and everyone achieved their visions to the fullest

1 upvotes • Ready_Medicine_2641
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I wish to have the power of probability manipulation (control what the chances are of stuff happening)

1 upvotes • Voidliss
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I just want to be able to punch hot steel instead of having to use a hammer

1 upvotes • volt65bolt
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I wish furries were legal and could vote

1 upvotes • QuackingR3dditor
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I wish every kid would ask Santa Claus for a tactical nuke

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