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/r/monkeyspaw

Please make me a world class olympian pole vaulter with a ginormous schlong NSFW

1 upvotes • catlaxative
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I wish that no one would ever get tired of their favorite songs

1 upvotes • jdjekekkekdken
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I wish my boob size change depending on the length of hair on my head. NSFW

1 upvotes • altofanaltthatisalt
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I wish I could bounce on a dildo and fart all day long NSFW

1 upvotes • sexybigchungus
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I wish that skibidi toilet was real

1 upvotes • Apprehensive_Rule332
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I wish I could build a device that would prevent lightning from striking within a 50 mile radius, and turn it on and off whenever I need to.

1 upvotes • Ozem_son_of_Jesse
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I wish I wasn’t awkward when talking to wamin

1 upvotes • epiccoderman
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I wish I could play chess with the monkey paw

1 upvotes • thesouleater33
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I wosh for the ability to steal other peoples talents, skills, muscle memory or knowledge in any category I want.

1 upvotes • Oversexualised_Tank
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I wish for 501$ of estrogen.

1 upvotes • prismaticprincessmoo
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