/r/newsentences

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Only show posts with narrations

damn it

13 upvotes • nzdepression

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Well then.. NSFW bc it's gross NSFW

7 upvotes • AlwaysWorried27222

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"Unseasoned chicken wing" 😭

7 upvotes • Https_imnotme

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That last one there is a banger.

6 upvotes • BrenDerlin

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I'm a Superman pussy on your fucking forehead

2 upvotes • terabitworld

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"imagine getting assaulted and a police egg tells you to f**k off and then rolls away singing"

2 upvotes • NoHacksJustParker

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This shit garbage truck juice

1 upvotes • terabitworld

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"imagine getting assaulted and a police egg tells you to f**k off and the rolls away singing"

1 upvotes • [deleted]

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"They are listening to the sound of mushroom genitals withering" is a sentence I didn't expect to come across.

1 upvotes • Complete_Emu6014

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Similar wild asses were once found in abundance across the deserts of Mongolia

1 upvotes • RaleighMidtown

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
damn it	13	nzdepression
Well then.. NSFW bc it's gross NSFW	7	AlwaysWorried27222
"Unseasoned chicken wing" 😭	7	Https_imnotme
That last one there is a banger.	6	BrenDerlin
I'm a Superman pussy on your fucking forehead	2	terabitworld
"imagine getting assaulted and a police egg tells you to f**k off and then rolls away singing"	2	NoHacksJustParker
This shit garbage truck juice	1	terabitworld
"imagine getting assaulted and a police egg tells you to f**k off and the rolls away singing"	1	[deleted]
"They are listening to the sound of mushroom genitals withering" is a sentence I didn't expect to come across.	1	Complete_Emu6014
Similar wild asses were once found in abundance across the deserts of Mongolia	1	RaleighMidtown