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/r/shittysuperpowers

You can change the material of any item that’s exactly 1 pound

6 upvotes • shreckdaddy54
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You know the login credentials for all reddit accounts under 2 days old. The account creator will know that you know this info

6 upvotes • HouseThat_Kool_Built
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Zombie Abraham Lincolin will beat the last person to cut you off in traffic to death

6 upvotes • Bookwyrm451
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You can shoot ropes out of your eyes.

5 upvotes • RealMemeLord876
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You can swap your fingers and your toes.

5 upvotes • puddledlazer
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You can create candle wax out of your ears

5 upvotes • Alazerthefinalist
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you can detach your head from the rest of your body

5 upvotes • Afraid-Milk6614
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You can give people diarrhea next time they take a shit

5 upvotes • fabmoneyy
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You can find any item with x ray vision

5 upvotes • mr_calico
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You have the ability to fly while under the sea level

5 upvotes • Maleficent-Sport1382
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