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You can turn your penis into a dildo
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OriginMagiaOfficial
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For every hour you pray to your god, you get +2 nanoseconds of time you can have their powers
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You can summon a single fly. You cannot command it directly.
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You can turn your penis into a penis.
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Every minute your speed increases
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You can turn your ejaculate into water
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You can brew a gender change potion from Terraria
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You can summon like five random guys
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You automatically become a complete expert of the objectively worst character in a video game
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Your pee comes out fast enough with enough pressure to cut concrete
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You can turn your penis into a dildo
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You can turn your ejaculate into water
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Your pee comes out fast enough with enough pressure to cut concrete
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