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You can brew a gender change potion from Terraria

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You can make anyone you play chess with compelled to google "en passant" after the game

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Everyone can understand you if your speech is offensive to them

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You can summon half a pie for every 100 digits of pi you recite from memory

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You can turn anything you own into money worth 10% of the item's sell value

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You can make strange women lying in ponds distributing swords a basis for a system of government

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You can shit-bend other people's poop

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You can bring back anyone from the dead as long as at they committed a warcrime

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You can make someone's mother a hamster if their father smells of elderberries

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You can turn energy into matter

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You can brew a gender change potion from Terraria	510
You can make anyone you play chess with compelled to google "en passant" after the game	41
Everyone can understand you if your speech is offensive to them	24
You can summon half a pie for every 100 digits of pi you recite from memory	24
You can turn anything you own into money worth 10% of the item's sell value	16
You can make strange women lying in ponds distributing swords a basis for a system of government	15
You can shit-bend other people's poop	11
You can bring back anyone from the dead as long as at they committed a warcrime	11
You can make someone's mother a hamster if their father smells of elderberries	10
You can turn energy into matter	6