/r/shittysuperpowers

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You now have the ability to fill your urethra with concrete that’s about to dry at will

3 upvotes • DepressedLizard88

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You can make your farts sound like Blackbeard from one piece laughing he laughs like this: zehahaha

3 upvotes • Joensen27

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You can see how much people lost/gained from gambling

3 upvotes • MyFatherGaveMeAids

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You can gain the stats of a balloon at any time

3 upvotes • Joensen27

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You can snap your fingers at any random woman and give her instant diarrhea

3 upvotes • Fun-Grapefruit6916

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At will, and for a duration you choose, you can create a localized area where all possible events have the same probability of happening

2 upvotes • DangerMacAwesome

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You can make speed bumpers come out of the ground anywhere you want

2 upvotes • SuperKnux42

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You can absord water

2 upvotes • Special-Wrangler3226

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everytime you sneeze you ended up looking like and mentally as your superpowered opposite sex for 10 minutes then you forcibly sneeze again

2 upvotes • froppy124

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You can summon a bald eagle for 20 seconds after you click your heels.

2 upvotes • Tomo-bitz

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You now have the ability to fill your urethra with concrete that’s about to dry at will	3	DepressedLizard88
You can make your farts sound like Blackbeard from one piece laughing he laughs like this: zehahaha	3	Joensen27
You can see how much people lost/gained from gambling	3	MyFatherGaveMeAids
You can gain the stats of a balloon at any time	3	Joensen27
You can snap your fingers at any random woman and give her instant diarrhea	3	Fun-Grapefruit6916
At will, and for a duration you choose, you can create a localized area where all possible events have the same probability of happening	2	DangerMacAwesome
You can make speed bumpers come out of the ground anywhere you want	2	SuperKnux42
You can absord water	2	Special-Wrangler3226
everytime you sneeze you ended up looking like and mentally as your superpowered opposite sex for 10 minutes then you forcibly sneeze again	2	froppy124
You can summon a bald eagle for 20 seconds after you click your heels.	2	Tomo-bitz