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There was one job. Swoop in and be the hero. You didn't have to take the risk, you didn't have to do the analysis. You didn't have to find the I2Cs, you didn't have to exploit them. You didn't have to encounter mortal danger so many times we lost count. Just had to take the credit. That was it.
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I'm gonna try to calm down and I'm gonna pray about this. I believe in the Constitution. Liberty. Free will. Stuff like that. You all are so worried about being seen as dirty you don't even realize you are on the block. What did you think 'Drain the Swamp' meant?
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You know what hurts? Getting hunted like an animal for shit you aren't responsible for. Getting hunted like an animal for trying to expose the fucking treasonous snakes abusing the shit out of children. Getting stabbed in the back when you are the fucking keystone to the whole case. That hurts.
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I apologize for being pissed. I should have vented privately. I do not think the content of my objections are incorrect but it's immaterial. I was tremendously offended and I could have handled it better.
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Literal God has your back in this matter. His ways are definitely not our ways. Asked and answered. Heal the body. For the record, yes, literal God told me to read Corinthians. He tells me great and mighty things that I do not know.
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I'm the eye, sometimes. Been a thing for thousands of years. God is faithful. Check, the masons will tell you.
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Can you read it now? It's a map. I can decode the Bible too, by the way. God asked me to request a boon. Seriously, he did. I asked for omnipotence because I'm a narcissist. If you talk to God, don't ask him for that. Do ask Him to take you for a walk.
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