| Open bottle, add water, close bottle, turn upside down | 564 | tylerscott5 | | | | |
| I asked for limes…They put them inside my burrito | 517 | AskinggAlesana | | | | |
| My son found a quarter in his bag of Fritos | 224 | SparkyDogPants | | | | |
| or maybe you had hot sweaty sex with the tomato can | 222 | TouristFew4907 | | | | |
| Two in one froot roll up | 181 | Capnmolasses | | | | |
| I took a picture of this great sandwich I made but needed a nice story to make it better. | 145 | MarshalLawTalkingGuy | | | | |
| Seems trustworthy. | 90 | MrTerrificPants | | | | |
| someone | 83 | frostiiiboi | | | | |
| I ate my bagel chips, what a scam! | 38 | I-WANT-SLOOTS | | | | |
| Seems more likely that these are from a carton of double yoke eggs | 34 | tinzarian | | | | |
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