/r/uselesssuperpowers

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You can make everyone blink within a 3 foot radius of you, but only when you say the word “pineapple” and snap your fingers.

6 upvotes • wimpie_07

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Every time you sneeze, you teleport to a random location in the world. If you’re correct in guessing where you are, you go back to where you were before.

4 upvotes • BerryTea840

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You can safely stop your heart rate for 5 minutes, but only once a month

2 upvotes • Historical-Guard4680

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seems useful but very useless superpowers

1 upvotes • No-Horror8486

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You can do anything as long as it is to delight me and me only

1 upvotes • EternalDisagreement

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You can see the past happening 0.1 second ago when you close your eyes

1 upvotes • YgoEnthusiast

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You can grow your nails 50% faster every other day.

1 upvotes • puddledlazer

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Making pigeons fly out of thin air when i click my fingers and pray. Twice with two clicks.

1 upvotes • LostSoul1985

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You're wolverine

1 upvotes • GhostKing-137

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You can make everyone blink within a 3 foot radius of you, but only when you say the word “pineapple” and snap your fingers.	6	wimpie_07
Every time you sneeze, you teleport to a random location in the world. If you’re correct in guessing where you are, you go back to where you were before.	4	BerryTea840
You can safely stop your heart rate for 5 minutes, but only once a month	2	Historical-Guard4680
seems useful but very useless superpowers	1	No-Horror8486
You can do anything as long as it is to delight me and me only	1	EternalDisagreement
You can see the past happening 0.1 second ago when you close your eyes	1	YgoEnthusiast
You can grow your nails 50% faster every other day.	1	puddledlazer
Making pigeons fly out of thin air when i click my fingers and pray. Twice with two clicks.	1	LostSoul1985
You're wolverine	1	GhostKing-137