| woof | 1890 | screaminginthewalkin | | | | |
| becoming crippling attached to someone whose existence was unknown to you less than two weeks ago | 1422 | theivoryserf | | | | |
| a man who is sexually untroubled by upholstery | 1346 | theivoryserf | | | | |
| sweet relief | 1077 | theivoryserf | | | | |
| get you a Vice President who owns and wears a fanny pack | 1062 | lightbulb_orchard | | | | |
| big spectacle energy | 1036 | lightbulb_orchard | | | | |
| I have never been this excited to vote in my entire life | 909 | StatementCareful522 | | | | |
| Tim Walz, the kind of guy to lend you his Band of Brothers Collector's Edition DVDs and tell you to bring them back 'whenever' | 840 | lightbulb_orchard | | | | |
| What house you get? | 783 | laowildin | | | | |
| Something for the childless cat ladies | 742 | s1gnalZer0 | | | | |
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