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Just a few months ago in my English classroom, Mr. Wilson told me my inability to focus would be the death of me.
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They say those who laugh the loudest are the ones who suffer in silence. While I make my annual trip, I pray that someone will finally pick up my cry for help and bellow out a HO-HO-HO!
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From the moment I stepped into the court room, they had decided I was guilty and I was sentenced to 27 years.
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Working in fast food has really boosted my confidence. Despite the recent outbreak infecting hundreds, the people point their fingers at the company and have yet to trace it back to me.
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In a desperate attempt to keep me from winning the vote by a landslide, conspiracy theorists claim one last time that I am the devil.
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In a time when kingdoms continued to slaughter the non-conformers, they said the greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
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I looked at the calendar and saw that for the the 43rd time in a row, I woke at 7:06 AM on August 18, 2023.
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