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They say that “In space, no one can hear you scream.”

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I threw my wife in the hole, and quickly filled it to the brim with cement.

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Despite my total lack of empathy, I can’t help but think of all the “one night stands” I’ve ghosted.

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Apparently my wife sometimes feels as though she’s “married to two separate people.”

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As we watched the sky light up like 100 suns, I instinctively grabbed my wife’s hand in anticipation of the inevitable.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
They say that “In space, no one can hear you scream.”	16308
I threw my wife in the hole, and quickly filled it to the brim with cement.	203
Despite my total lack of empathy, I can’t help but think of all the “one night stands” I’ve ghosted.	112
Apparently my wife sometimes feels as though she’s “married to two separate people.”	106
As we watched the sky light up like 100 suns, I instinctively grabbed my wife’s hand in anticipation of the inevitable.	11