/u/-KidTheMighty-'s posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I was thinking about my wonderful wife and kids, I noticed the red lamp in my room starting to becoming bigger.

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I always hated it when I couldn’t sleep in my Minecraft server because “ThErE arE MonSteRs NeaRbY.”

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I knew that Tesla’s motion detectors bug out a lot, so when I saw the truck on the monitor, I didn’t pay any attention to it.

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I just bought the house of a well-known serial killer.

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“Aw man, my phone didn’t charge last night!”

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I brought my family to a wonderful steakhouse, a treat for them.

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We have this new anesthetic made for kids for them to sleep without any dangerous repercussions!

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He fired the gun up, and the racers dashed to the finish line.

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I always knew I wasn’t the best christian, as I would steal and lie sometimes, but it still should be fine!

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I’ve always wanted to get internet famous, and posting on r/TwoSentenceHorror seemed like the way to do it!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I was thinking about my wonderful wife and kids, I noticed the red lamp in my room starting to becoming bigger.	845
I always hated it when I couldn’t sleep in my Minecraft server because “ThErE arE MonSteRs NeaRbY.”	43
I knew that Tesla’s motion detectors bug out a lot, so when I saw the truck on the monitor, I didn’t pay any attention to it.	29
I just bought the house of a well-known serial killer.	17
“Aw man, my phone didn’t charge last night!”	14
I brought my family to a wonderful steakhouse, a treat for them.	9
We have this new anesthetic made for kids for them to sleep without any dangerous repercussions!	9
He fired the gun up, and the racers dashed to the finish line.	7
I always knew I wasn’t the best christian, as I would steal and lie sometimes, but it still should be fine!	7
I’ve always wanted to get internet famous, and posting on r/TwoSentenceHorror seemed like the way to do it!	4