/u/-MH2-'s posts
"Happy 10th Anniversary Honey! Another year putting up with me, another notch in your belt am I right?"
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I was surprised when the talkshow host who criticized me invited me onto the show, but I liked the thought of mending our differences.
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[WP] A junior grim reaper is working from home on the graveyard shift, when they make a slight typo; "Ohio man, attacked in alleyway, stabbed to life". Now he has to deal with Ohio man Greg, who has achieved life^2.
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As the alien scanned my body it casually told me that they were going to invade, so I asked it if they were looking for weaknesses.
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As a mother-to-be from an impoverished country who was soon due, the aid agency's offer of medical care abroad was a blessing
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"I'm sure you'll give us a hand when you're out of the hospital, otherwise Jeremy might get a leg up on you for that promotion,"
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