/u/-___-_-___-_-_'s posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] there had been a lot of weird principles at the school of magic, but a giant alligator made the rest look boring
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[WP] What you expected was a cult of lunatics who worshipped technology. What you saw was sight restored to the blind, strength given to the frail, and hope given to those afflicted
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[WP] most dark mages drew their chaos magic from the inferno. You, on the other hand have been drawing from two realms called "Florida" and "Ohio"
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[WP] physical imperfections weren't uncommon in the adventurer's guild (and sometimes improved the chance of getting a client). However one guy wore a mask. After prying it from their face you find out........ they are secretly normal
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[WP] years of adventure has taught you thing things usually play out in the most obvious way. The greatest shock (and the funniest story) was when you bashed down the hidden door to the "midnight church of Orisus" only to find a bar instead of a cult sacrifice...
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[WP] what most had expected of the new court mage was just another scrawny bookworm. Not a person who has a brain/brawn ratio of 45:45
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[WP] due to a literary mixup, little red riding hood ended up at the dragons lair and sir knight wandered into the treacherous woods
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[WP] in your defence: you did not know that you had gotten onto the wrong ship carrying precious cargo... and you honestly mistook the navy for pirates...
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