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Nobody would believe me that Charlie raped me, so I was now being forced to have his child.

107 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Nobody will tell me why the mean men in blue took mommy and daddy away.

86 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Ingrid, Tania, Sam, Melissa, Ellen, Jessica, Uma, Lisa, Elizabeth, Sandra, Yasmin, Olivia, Ursula, Rebecca, Mandy, Ines, Nancy, Elisa..." was a promising list of 18 matches to start with on my first day of Tinder after leaving my abusive girlfriend.

70 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Citizens of earth, for the love of existence please wake up and heed our dire warning that you have got it all wrong" was a strange amber alert to wake up to.

38 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Your first 50 bumble matches all string you along for a minute then make the same confession.

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"Goods news lovers, starting next week my in-call hours are in the evenings!"

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"Honey, your back is drenched and I'm feeling a stabbing pain in both rib cages, call 911!"

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You're mortified to see your wife walk in the room with a kitchen knife just after your tinder hookup tied you to the bed.

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For my first performance review after a great year I was shocked when my manager, flanked by 3 security guards, simply handed me a pink slip and said "from the owner"

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"My first yoga video I put on youtube last month just reached 500 views!" I told my bff

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Nobody would believe me that Charlie raped me, so I was now being forced to have his child.	107	TwoSentenceHorror
Nobody will tell me why the mean men in blue took mommy and daddy away.	86	TwoSentenceHorror
"Ingrid, Tania, Sam, Melissa, Ellen, Jessica, Uma, Lisa, Elizabeth, Sandra, Yasmin, Olivia, Ursula, Rebecca, Mandy, Ines, Nancy, Elisa..." was a promising list of 18 matches to start with on my first day of Tinder after leaving my abusive girlfriend.	70	TwoSentenceHorror
"Citizens of earth, for the love of existence please wake up and heed our dire warning that you have got it all wrong" was a strange amber alert to wake up to.	38	TwoSentenceHorror
Your first 50 bumble matches all string you along for a minute then make the same confession.	18	TwoSentenceHorror
"Goods news lovers, starting next week my in-call hours are in the evenings!"	16	TwoSentenceSadness
"Honey, your back is drenched and I'm feeling a stabbing pain in both rib cages, call 911!"	16	TwoSentenceHorror
You're mortified to see your wife walk in the room with a kitchen knife just after your tinder hookup tied you to the bed.	14	TwoSentenceHorror
For my first performance review after a great year I was shocked when my manager, flanked by 3 security guards, simply handed me a pink slip and said "from the owner"	13	TwoSentenceHorror
"My first yoga video I put on youtube last month just reached 500 views!" I told my bff	10	TwoSentenceHorror