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[WP] You always knew something was off with your family. Getting a PC for Christmas made of Flesh, Blood, and Bone with specs comparable to the theoretical quantum computer just confirmed it. At least you only need to feed your new... pet? one rat a month.
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[WP] Considering the situation that you are in the only logical conclusions is that sometime in the future you turned yourself immortal.
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[WP] For thousands of years your line trained from birth to death to fulfill a prophecy about preventing the end of the world by slaying a mighty dragon. Finally the day arrives and as you are about to land the final blow after a horrible battle your third cousin steals your kill.
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[WP] That moment when you are about to sneeze but are struggling to hold it in? Yeah. That moment. I feel that way all the time. Only thing is, I know if I 'sneeze' billions of people will die.
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[WP] The media is trying to get the masses to pray to the rich and powerful in a low key manor. Every day more and more people are either praying or realizing that something strange is going on, including you.
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[WP] For as long as you can remember you have been in the evaluation chambers. Endless testing on acquiring skills, physical fitness, creativity, leadership, observation. Today is Graduation Day, where you find out which chambers you move to next.
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[WP] After death you learn you were going to Hell. Which is sort of a promotion from where we are, Super Hell.
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