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Remember when you were a kid, and you'd shut your eyes real tight and see those weird shapes?

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You haven't known stress or panic...

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There were enough bodies on the Titanic to feed it for over a hundred years.

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Mary laid her poor sweet canary to rest and returned to her home to sit in silent mourning

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After my wife and I divorced, she sold the house and moved out to get away from the memory of me.

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Thanks to the efforts of modern science and archaeology, we can artificially reconstruct the eruption of Mount Vesuvius and relive the dying days of Pompeii.

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I can only imagine the sheer existential terror felt by the first sea creatures to evolve into living on land, only to be met by creatures immeasurably superior to themselves.

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As the parents held each other solemnly, crying into one another's shoulders, the child screamed and pleaded to stay with them.

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My past career as a taxidermist has plenty of benefits now that I'm working in the Auto Industry.

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Most folks become a doctor because they want to help people.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Remember when you were a kid, and you'd shut your eyes real tight and see those weird shapes?	7395
You haven't known stress or panic...	1788
There were enough bodies on the Titanic to feed it for over a hundred years.	1257
Mary laid her poor sweet canary to rest and returned to her home to sit in silent mourning	207
After my wife and I divorced, she sold the house and moved out to get away from the memory of me.	62
Thanks to the efforts of modern science and archaeology, we can artificially reconstruct the eruption of Mount Vesuvius and relive the dying days of Pompeii.	49
I can only imagine the sheer existential terror felt by the first sea creatures to evolve into living on land, only to be met by creatures immeasurably superior to themselves.	40
As the parents held each other solemnly, crying into one another's shoulders, the child screamed and pleaded to stay with them.	28
My past career as a taxidermist has plenty of benefits now that I'm working in the Auto Industry.	9
Most folks become a doctor because they want to help people.	8