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My heart skipped several beats when I realized that I had won the lottery.

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The undertaker stared into the blue and red lights in bewilderment.

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I was a bit confused when nobody seemed to notice me when I followed my mom into the funeral home.

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[DEC22] In Comic Sans, the pamphlet declared, "There can be no escape!"

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The nurse handed me the scalpel and I began the first incision.

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After hours sitting in the hospital waiting room, a nurse came out and finally called my name.

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The wreck was a weird experience because right before I hit the windshield I remembered waking up at 0627.

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"We've got firewood, water, and food, so we'll be fine until the power comes back on," I told my son.

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They tied me to a chair, started breaking off bamboo shoots, and set up a TV as I mindlessly recited my serial number.

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I was so giddy when I opened up the draft letter for the Multi-generational Interstellar Colonization Mission.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My heart skipped several beats when I realized that I had won the lottery.	457
The undertaker stared into the blue and red lights in bewilderment.	124
I was a bit confused when nobody seemed to notice me when I followed my mom into the funeral home.	57
[DEC22] In Comic Sans, the pamphlet declared, "There can be no escape!"	46
The nurse handed me the scalpel and I began the first incision.	39
After hours sitting in the hospital waiting room, a nurse came out and finally called my name.	27
The wreck was a weird experience because right before I hit the windshield I remembered waking up at 0627.	16
"We've got firewood, water, and food, so we'll be fine until the power comes back on," I told my son.	16
They tied me to a chair, started breaking off bamboo shoots, and set up a TV as I mindlessly recited my serial number.	13
I was so giddy when I opened up the draft letter for the Multi-generational Interstellar Colonization Mission.	11