/u/1poundbookingfee's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"The test was a failure"

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It's no secret that my brother's terminal lung cancer will kill him

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I'm a doctor with the ability to sense when a person around me is about to die.

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"To serve God is the greatest Glory"

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"Well, stick a 50% sticker on it and put it on the shelf"

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When he said "I like I women like my steak," I expected something cute like "rare" or "great with a cabernet."

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Was so surprised to come home to my wife, who had the toilet seat up, TV turned to ESPN and a man in the closet who I can make friends with.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"The test was a failure"	429
It's no secret that my brother's terminal lung cancer will kill him	31
I'm a doctor with the ability to sense when a person around me is about to die.	9
"To serve God is the greatest Glory"	6
"Well, stick a 50% sticker on it and put it on the shelf"	5
When he said "I like I women like my steak," I expected something cute like "rare" or "great with a cabernet."	1
Was so surprised to come home to my wife, who had the toilet seat up, TV turned to ESPN and a man in the closet who I can make friends with.	1