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I’m sitting in your closet right now watching you. NSFW

816 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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3am, they start pounding on my front door, screaming “Oh god, please let us in!”

357 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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This very annoying guy at the bar kept laughing, “it’s impossible to have an ‘impressive body count’ while claiming to be a virgin, you dumbass!”

92 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As an expert special effects designer for blockbuster horror films, I’m offended when ignorant viewers complain that the kills “don’t look real enough.”

86 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Mum told me that I had to be a good girl and go to sleep or the Piper would get me.

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I only agreed to meet him for dinner because he said he only eats vegan.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I’m sitting in your closet right now watching you. NSFW	816	TwoSentenceHorror
3am, they start pounding on my front door, screaming “Oh god, please let us in!”	357	TwoSentenceHorror
This very annoying guy at the bar kept laughing, “it’s impossible to have an ‘impressive body count’ while claiming to be a virgin, you dumbass!”	92	TwoSentenceHorror
As an expert special effects designer for blockbuster horror films, I’m offended when ignorant viewers complain that the kills “don’t look real enough.”	86	TwoSentenceHorror
Mum told me that I had to be a good girl and go to sleep or the Piper would get me.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
I only agreed to meet him for dinner because he said he only eats vegan.	6	TwoSentenceHorror