/u/28th_Stab_Wound's posts
[WP] You transformed the party of proud and tall adventurers hot on your tail into pitiful, weak beings. Lesser imps, Kobolds, Goblins, anything shorter than 5ft. However they aren't slowing their advance, at all. The Anklebiters are out for your kneecaps with a vengeance.
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[WP] Yes, I understand that this 9 foot tall werewolf could crush me into tiny itty bits or rob me of my humanity with chomp, but look at how fluffy he is! Look! The friend-shaping couldn't be better! If there is any good way to die it is like this.
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[WP] The zombie apocalypse is ongoing, but you are a sailor in the Navy. May the damnable undead learn to fear the coast.
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[WP] You run a pawnshop, buying magical curios from passing adventures and selling them. Unfortunately you live in a 'low level' area so all of the effects are mediocre. Still, you gotta sell 'em!
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[WP] The end of the world has come and gone, old news. Some cultists went and summoned it, because of course they did. Regardless, you were scavenging today when inside of an old cultist shack, you found something they had summoned. Or, rather someone. It's a kid, but it ain't human.
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[WP] The swampy muds of Eastern Europe were infamous for swallowing up tanks and vehicles travelling over them, and preserving them near-perfectly decades later. Turns out, old panzers ain't all that's mired in it.
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[WP] The Dragon Queen has hidden for years, ever since the mortals fought her away. After a millennia of resentment, her brood-army has grown enough to wage war again! Unfortunately, the mortal's own armies are very different to the ones that struck her down, and they are more than ready.
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