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I was devastated when our pet Sparky broke free of his leash and got run over by a car down the street.

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I was surprised at how potent the “laughing gas” at the dentist was for what was supposed to be a routine filling.

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John was accustomed to nose bleeds starting up in dry weather, so he wasn’t worried ... not at first.

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There was this fake “fact” floating around for years that had people believing you swallow five spiders per year while you’re sleeping.

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It was raining outside and the store was mostly empty, so, right or wrong, I parked my car in the handicap space outside of the drugstore.

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When the rain fell, our makeshift life raft started sinking inch-by-inch into the abyssal waters of the Pacific.

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There are only two rules in the small town of Modoc.

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Every Sunday, for the last six years, I’ve taken $1.75 in quarters to the corner laundromat and purchased a king sized Baby Ruth bar from row C7 in the vending machine.

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For as long as I can remember, my mother was always critical of the way I would hurriedly stuff my mouth at the dinner table.

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When they finished building that fancy automatic car wash on Main Street, some of us residents of Red Falls complained it ruined the town’s “rustic aesthetic”.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was devastated when our pet Sparky broke free of his leash and got run over by a car down the street.	811
I was surprised at how potent the “laughing gas” at the dentist was for what was supposed to be a routine filling.	416
John was accustomed to nose bleeds starting up in dry weather, so he wasn’t worried ... not at first.	43
There was this fake “fact” floating around for years that had people believing you swallow five spiders per year while you’re sleeping.	43
It was raining outside and the store was mostly empty, so, right or wrong, I parked my car in the handicap space outside of the drugstore.	34
When the rain fell, our makeshift life raft started sinking inch-by-inch into the abyssal waters of the Pacific.	26
There are only two rules in the small town of Modoc.	26
Every Sunday, for the last six years, I’ve taken $1.75 in quarters to the corner laundromat and purchased a king sized Baby Ruth bar from row C7 in the vending machine.	18
For as long as I can remember, my mother was always critical of the way I would hurriedly stuff my mouth at the dinner table.	17
When they finished building that fancy automatic car wash on Main Street, some of us residents of Red Falls complained it ruined the town’s “rustic aesthetic”.	14