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I was getting a little bit too warm to sleep comfortably, so I flipped over my pillow in an effort to cool down.

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"That had to have been a good take," He said, picking up the small dog.

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"Oh, hey, sweetheart, turn off the lights," My mother asked me, and as the polite child I was, I began to step over to the lamp.

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You know those colorful splotches and dots and lines you see whenever you rub your eyes a bit too hard?

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I'd lost count of how many times I've done the Genocide Run, and how many times I've seen Sans's dialogue over and over.

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Y'know, I've always wondered something about organ donation ever since I got arrested.

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"Hey mom, I think I'm suicidal."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was getting a little bit too warm to sleep comfortably, so I flipped over my pillow in an effort to cool down.	701
"That had to have been a good take," He said, picking up the small dog.	632
"Oh, hey, sweetheart, turn off the lights," My mother asked me, and as the polite child I was, I began to step over to the lamp.	9
You know those colorful splotches and dots and lines you see whenever you rub your eyes a bit too hard?	8
I'd lost count of how many times I've done the Genocide Run, and how many times I've seen Sans's dialogue over and over.	1
Y'know, I've always wondered something about organ donation ever since I got arrested.	1
"Hey mom, I think I'm suicidal."	1