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It was gross pulling all the hair out of the bath's plug hole, but then I found the teeth.

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I know that cats eat their owners after they die, and I can see the way Mr Whiskers is looking at me.

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"Then Hansel and Gretl pushed the evil witch into the oven so she could never hurt them again," I said as I closed the book.

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I insisted they played my son's favourite Metallica song as they lowered his casket.

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Dad went and broke my blender, I'm so annoyed.

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The average person has ten toes, the doctor told me.

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I lay on the bed, excited that my partner had agreed to tie me up.

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Some don't believe in the healing power of crystal pendants.

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His husband had surprised him by coming home on Christmas day dressed as Santa Claus, beard and all.

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They begged me, a previous McDonald's employee, to come forward about what's really in the Big Mac, but I couldn't.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It was gross pulling all the hair out of the bath's plug hole, but then I found the teeth.	9416	TwoSentenceHorror
I know that cats eat their owners after they die, and I can see the way Mr Whiskers is looking at me.	6551	TwoSentenceHorror
"Then Hansel and Gretl pushed the evil witch into the oven so she could never hurt them again," I said as I closed the book.	612	TwoSentenceHorror
I insisted they played my son's favourite Metallica song as they lowered his casket.	88	TwoSentenceHorror
Dad went and broke my blender, I'm so annoyed.	79	TwoSentenceHorror
The average person has ten toes, the doctor told me.	35	TwoSentenceHorror
I lay on the bed, excited that my partner had agreed to tie me up.	32	TwoSentenceHorror
Some don't believe in the healing power of crystal pendants.	27	TwoSentenceHorror
His husband had surprised him by coming home on Christmas day dressed as Santa Claus, beard and all.	23	TwoSentenceHorror
They begged me, a previous McDonald's employee, to come forward about what's really in the Big Mac, but I couldn't.	15	TwoSentenceHorror