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I had been apprehensive about this moment, but I felt safe as I jumped out of the airplane firmly strapped to my skydive instructor.

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My wife woke me up at midnight and announced that she couldn’t sleep so she was going for a drive, which is becoming a common occurrence lately.

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My wife, who thought I was in the other room, stood at the kitchen sink washing dishes.

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My wife and I sat at the dining room table sipping wine.

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I had set the controls on my time machine for a random date into the future, and when I arrived I was greeted by cries of, “5 minutes until the end of time.”

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I thought I had beaten the odds when I made a deal with the devil for immortality.

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We knew our little girl would slowly freeze to death outside in the snow storm, but we ignored her pleas to unlock the front door.

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I thought someone had played a joke and put plastic wrap across the doorway, but when I couldn’t move I realized I was caught in a giant web.

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Ever since I was bitten by the strange insect, an insufferable itching had been engulfing my body.

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[AUG21] As I stepped off the elevator into the unbearable heat of Hell, the Devil told me I didn’t deserve to be there because of all the things I had done during my life.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I had been apprehensive about this moment, but I felt safe as I jumped out of the airplane firmly strapped to my skydive instructor.	5817
My wife woke me up at midnight and announced that she couldn’t sleep so she was going for a drive, which is becoming a common occurrence lately.	189
My wife, who thought I was in the other room, stood at the kitchen sink washing dishes.	115
My wife and I sat at the dining room table sipping wine.	106
I had set the controls on my time machine for a random date into the future, and when I arrived I was greeted by cries of, “5 minutes until the end of time.”	64
I thought I had beaten the odds when I made a deal with the devil for immortality.	37
We knew our little girl would slowly freeze to death outside in the snow storm, but we ignored her pleas to unlock the front door.	32
I thought someone had played a joke and put plastic wrap across the doorway, but when I couldn’t move I realized I was caught in a giant web.	31
Ever since I was bitten by the strange insect, an insufferable itching had been engulfing my body.	25
[AUG21] As I stepped off the elevator into the unbearable heat of Hell, the Devil told me I didn’t deserve to be there because of all the things I had done during my life.	24