/u/54321RUN's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
I told my wife that I was leaving her for a younger woman while she was pulling up to her parents, and she ended up crashing into the house and killing us all.
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Even though we were the sole occupants of that island and the only food we had access to was fish and a limited amount of grain, the fresh cream cake my mom made me for my birthday was always so light and fluffy.
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As his presission blade finishes cutting through his chest he cracks the man's rib cage open one rib at a time and places them on the tray.
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"Please, mom, just 5 more minutes," he shouted as he laid back down and pulled the blanket over his head.
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