/u/5ir_viver's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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"I beg your pardon" said the hearing impaired criminal after the king sentenced him to life in prison.

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It's been many years since my teeth have been covered by a thick layer of skin...

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Dorothy Bernoulli ran over Siamese twins killing one of them instantly; half the jury finds her guilty of manslaughter while the other half doesn't.

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A florist named Chris started a band with 3 stay at home mums in the neighborhood...

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Tom started studying recordings of birds' mating rituals to become an expert in the field...

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All I wanted to do was get into her pants that night.

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In my drunken stupor, I ate some shrooms to help with the hangover

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I beg your pardon" said the hearing impaired criminal after the king sentenced him to life in prison.	681
It's been many years since my teeth have been covered by a thick layer of skin...	69
Dorothy Bernoulli ran over Siamese twins killing one of them instantly; half the jury finds her guilty of manslaughter while the other half doesn't.	36
A florist named Chris started a band with 3 stay at home mums in the neighborhood...	17
Tom started studying recordings of birds' mating rituals to become an expert in the field...	14
All I wanted to do was get into her pants that night.	12
In my drunken stupor, I ate some shrooms to help with the hangover	10