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"I beg your pardon" said the hearing impaired criminal after the king sentenced him to life in prison.

681 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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It's been many years since my teeth have been covered by a thick layer of skin...

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"... And now that I have wealth and fame, for the last of my 3 wishes, dear Genie, I never want to see my parents grow old. "

67 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Dorothy Bernoulli ran over Siamese twins killing one of them instantly; half the jury finds her guilty of manslaughter while the other half doesn't.

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The world criticized the good priest for hiring the deranged chemist to work in the church

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A florist named Chris started a band with 3 stay at home mums in the neighborhood...

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Tom started studying recordings of birds' mating rituals to become an expert in the field...

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All I wanted to do was get into her pants that night.

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In my drunken stupor, I ate some shrooms to help with the hangover

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Newly ordained, the young nun took in one last sight of the world and turned to enter the cloister

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I beg your pardon" said the hearing impaired criminal after the king sentenced him to life in prison.	681	TwoSentenceComedy
It's been many years since my teeth have been covered by a thick layer of skin...	69	TwoSentenceComedy
"... And now that I have wealth and fame, for the last of my 3 wishes, dear Genie, I never want to see my parents grow old. "	67	TwoSentenceHorror
Dorothy Bernoulli ran over Siamese twins killing one of them instantly; half the jury finds her guilty of manslaughter while the other half doesn't.	36	TwoSentenceComedy
The world criticized the good priest for hiring the deranged chemist to work in the church	34	TwoSentenceHorror
A florist named Chris started a band with 3 stay at home mums in the neighborhood...	17	TwoSentenceComedy
Tom started studying recordings of birds' mating rituals to become an expert in the field...	14	TwoSentenceComedy
All I wanted to do was get into her pants that night.	12	TwoSentenceComedy
In my drunken stupor, I ate some shrooms to help with the hangover	10	TwoSentenceComedy
Newly ordained, the young nun took in one last sight of the world and turned to enter the cloister	6	TwoSentenceHorror